Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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