So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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