This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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