protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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