We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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