its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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