dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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