you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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