is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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