i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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