Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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