its not stalking. its research.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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