Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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