I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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