physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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