Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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