I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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