Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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