i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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