she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
