About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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