I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just want nice things and good sex
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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