i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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