my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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