we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
