Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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