that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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