3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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