He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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