People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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