I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm passing your future prison.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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