no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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