I think my vagina is haunted
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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