wakey wakey hands off snakey
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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