sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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