Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
