Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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