just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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