My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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