"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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