Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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