I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
