my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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