I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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