Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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