I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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