she woke up with a sticky ear
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it glows. i had to have it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize