i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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