he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
