glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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