I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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