i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So. Much. Porn.
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