ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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