i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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