do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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