Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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