Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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