fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
