we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
