sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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