you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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